Okay, so you love your cats, but you don’t want to be one of those crazy cat dragons. How do you know where the line is? Well our special feature from our friends at Bumblefeed is here to tell you 10 signs you might be a crazy cat dragon.
1. You might be a crazy cat dragon if you can’t tell if the shed fur around your lair is yours… or your cats’…
2. If your dragons keep bringing back cats to eat, but you now have a full hoard of “rescues,” you might be a crazy cat dragon…
3. You might be a crazy cat dragon if your cat companions eat a more balanced diet than you do.
4. If your gembond dragons double as scratching posts,
5. If you haven’t seen your smaller faes in a while…
6. If you’re not sleeping on your own bed because your cat got there first, you might be a crazy cat dragon.
7. You might be a crazy cat dragon if 90% of your conversations are showing other people pictures of your cats.
8. You might be a crazy cat dragon if you have more cat companions than there are dragons in your lair.
9. If you spent all your gems on the crazy cat dragon starter pack… you can’t even be surprised – you’re definitely a crazy cat dragon.
10. And if you’re still reading this article, you’re definitely a crazy cat dragon.
It’s a slow news day here in Sornieth, so please excuse our cat-titude. Bringing you the more paws-itive news this week, this is The Sornieth Times.
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