SMARK

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turstrigo-fr:

lindwur-fr:

kiriatifr:

It sounds like someone asked what his name was a hundred years ago and he fucked up super bad

I like to think his name is “Mark” but he just sorta slurred his words

“Hey, I’m Vito! What’s your name?”

“S’Mark.”

“Smark? Hey, nice to meet you.” Vito says, turning to his clanmates who are with him. “Hey, guys! This is Smark!”

Mark’s heart sinks, but he’s too socially awkward to correct Vito. He is now Smark for eternity.

Pro tip:

put smark into google translate and select Polish as the original language

enjoy

OH MY GOD

SMARK’S PARENTS FUCKING HATED HIM